Friday, April 5, 2013

Petugas PAS Pamer Kreativiti

Petugas PAS Pamer Kreativiti

Petugas PAS Pamer Kreativiti

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 10:48 AM PDT

Dalam menghadapi pilihanraya ke 13 ini, petugas-petugas PAS mempamerkan kreativiti masing-masing untuk menarik perhatian pengundi.

Saksikan dan anda juri, yang mana satu pilihan anda dengan milih kod yang tertera di bawah gambar?














What's the real battle in GE13?

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 08:06 AM PDT

Pakatan said that the biggest battle in GE13 is for a corruption clean Malaysia, revitalisation of national socio-economy celebrating, instead of scorning our differences. BN's version is we've transformed.

One must certainly question - transform to what? To Pakatan's vision? Then I might as well let Pakatan do the job because they listened to the rakyat, and conceived their highly praised manifesto.

But I believe if there is a single word that marks the difference between Pakatan and BN, it is not race, NEP, Mahathir, corruption, religion, Petronas, Felda listing, electoral roll, 1Malaysia etc. - it is simply - the MIDDLEMAN CULTURE.

The problem with BN is that in the early days of grand corruption, the middle man still adds value to a transaction. These days, they've stopped adding value, taking for free. Middleman culture has also grown too unwieldy, from Najib right down to the traffic police. Good thing it hasn't reached janitors (not that they are by any means the lowliest form of workers in Malaysia, but I'm just saying)... or maybe there are things I don't know.

Pakatan's mission is (and should be) to bring down the middleman culture. Banish as far as possible unproductive middleman who's job is just to get contracts without actually doing the work, and miracles will happen:

1) without the middle man, employers without the knowhow will lose further jobs - but in a competitive environment, that is a good thing because what's left are those who have the knowhow.

2) employers with the knowhow will be very happy because instead of paying commission to the middleman, they can now pay more to themselves! No la... that's true, but they also have more money to pay their employers. And why not? Consider this - last time, commission used to be 30%. These days, could be as high as 50%. Imagine profit shooting up 50%. I can reward my productive employees.

3) this means increased profits - good for IRB, which by extension is good for Malaysia.

In another words cutting out the middleman will increase by 50%, or at least 30% the business profits of contractors who win projects from government procurement. This is exactly what's happened in Penang and Selangor.

Now, I don't know why Pakatan has been fudging this because I've never read anyone explained it this way to me - but there you have it - Pakatan should just draw this on the board for all to see. It's simple to understand, as opposed to corruption - which BN could confuse people with "moral" vs "monetary" corruption (well, they are kind of the same - one results in the other), proves all at once that Pakatan success in those states are not made up or a fluke, but is fundamentally based on science. BN can never fudge the math, just as Mitt Romney found out. Rural folks can quite easily understand this.

Repeat this often enough and BN should be headed to a disastrous exit. In fact, Pakatan should consider repackaging the manifesto to focus on cutting out the middle man - linking anti-corruption with open tender with anti-monopoly initiative with Petronas reform etc. It will be potent.

Just my two sens for the coming Ela-tions!

Singapore squeky clean, and Taib's lawyers spewing nonsense?

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 07:42 AM PDT

Report Exposes Secrets of Off-Shore Tax Havens

By Constantine von Hoffman | CBS MoneyWatch
The off-shore tax havens of least 30 Americans accused of fraud, money laundering or other financial crimes have been unearthed in a groundbreaking report by The International Consortium of Investigative Journalists and a global consortium of news outlets.

The first articles based on a cache of 2.5 million files were published Thursday, exposing secrets of more than 120,000 offshore entities -- including shell corporations and legal structures known as trusts -- used to hide the finances of politicians, crooks and others from more than 170 nations.

These havens are harboring an enormous amount of money. One study estimated the total could be as high as $32 trillion. That's roughly the size of the U.S. and Japanese economies combined.

The documents give a first-ever look at how agents for giant private banks would incorporate companies in Caribbean and South Pacific micro-states. These companies would then have front people called "nominees" to serve, on paper, as directors and shareholders -- creating another layer of secrecy and protection for the companies' real owners.

The ICIJ's review of documents from just one company which sets up off-short companies and trusts, Singapore-based Portcullis TrustNet, identified 30 American clients who are in legal trouble for their financial dealings. According to the ICIJ, these include Paul Bilzerian, a corporate raider who was convicted of tax fraud and securities violations in 1989, and Raj Rajaratnam, a billionaire hedge fund manager who began serving an 11-year prison sentence in January for his role in one of the biggest insider trading scandals in U.S. history.

The documents also reveal detailed information about the financial dealings of array of notorious people and companies including international arms dealers, smugglers and a company the European Union says is a front for Iran's nuclear-development program. Records have also been found on:

-- Maria Imelda Marcos Manotoc, daughter of the late Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos. Following the release of the data, Philippine officials said they hope to learn if any of the money now held by Manotoc is part of the estimated $5 billion her father amassed through corruption.
-- Individuals and companies who stole $230 million from Russia's treasury in a case which strained U.S.-Russia relations and led to a ban on Americans adopting Russian orphans.
-- A Venezuelan man accused of using offshore companies to fund a U.S.-based Ponzi scheme and spending millions of dollars to bribe a Venezuelan government official.
-- A corporate mogul who got billions of dollars in contracts from the government of Azerbaijan while serving as a director of offshore companies owned by the Azerbaijani president's daughters.

The ICIJ and 86 investigative journalists worked for more than a year to make sense of the cache of 2.5 million files. The reporters came from new outlets in 46 countries, including The Guardian and the BBC in the U.K., Le Monde in France, Süddeutsche Zeitungand Norddeutscher Rundfunk in Germany, The Washington Post, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation and 31 other media partners around the world.

UMNO Yang Pengganas, Dituduhnya Pakatan

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 08:23 AM PDT

Bekas Jeneral: Tak mustahil Umno sendiri rancang keganasan

Timbalan Panglima Tentera Darat, Leftenan Jeneral (B) Datuk Ghafir Abdul Hamid tidak menolak kemungkinan Umno sendiri sedang merancang keganasan dan huru-hara dalam Pilihan Raya Umum ke 13.

Beliau merujuk kenyataan bertali arus pimpinan Umno mendakwa kononnya Pakatan akan melakukan huru-hara ketika PRU kali ini.

Terbaru tuduhan berkenaan dibuat Ketua Penerangan Umno, Datuk Ahmad Maslan dan Naib Presiden Perkasa, Datuk Zulkifli Noordin, dalam video yang dimuatnaik ke dalam Youtube.

"Pada saya, Umno BN sudah kehabisan modal politik. Sebelum ini dalam pelbagai ceramah dan jelajah, kita yang menjadi mangsa sasaran keganasan mereka. Sekarang mereka cuba nak terbalikkan fakta pula.

"Saya rasa mereka (Umno BN) sebenarnya dalam usaha merancang keganasan jika ditakdirkan kalah pada PRU nanti dan ini tidak mustahil,"
kata Ghafir ketika dihubungi.

Ahmad Maslan dan Zulkifli Nordin dalam video yang diterbitkan media Umno menuduh Ketua Umum KEADILAN, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim dan Pakatan Rakyat sedang merancang huru hara sepanjang kempen PRU 13.

Ahmad Maslan dalam video tersebut mendakwa mempunyai bukti penglibatan pimpinan Pakatan Rakyat mengajar ahli bawahan mencetus keganasan seperti membuat demonstrasi jalanan dan sebagainya.

Manakala Zulkifli pula mendakwa Anwar sudah membuat gerakan untuk mempertikaikan keputusan PRU supaya penyokong Pakatan Rakyat marah dan turun ke jalan raya.

Menyifatkan tuduhan tersebut tidak berasas, Ghafir berkata Pakatan memberi jaminan peralihan kuasa akan berlaku aman dalam PRU ini.

"Sudah berkali-kali kita tekankan, jika Pakatan Rakyat mencapai kemenangan dan berjaya membentuk kerajaan baru, peralihan kuasa itu akan berjalan secara aman tanpa apa-apa insiden keganasan," katanya.

Promising to help Indians is not 'plagiarism'

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 03:20 AM PDT

Hindraf dares Kit Siang to debate poor Indians' woes

your sayDrsaravananr: What does Hindraf really want? I think it has lost the plot. As far as the Gelang Patah document is concerned, DAP has acknowledged and adopted Hindraf's demands and has put them into the mainstream struggle. I see no wrong done here. It's a case of damned if they do, damned if they don't.

Arankanathan: If DAP has taken from Hindraf's Indian blueprint, what is the problem? Isn't that is what Hindraf wants? Hindraf national adviser N Ganesan does not want to debate BN which has called them terrorists and jailed its leaders, but wants to debate DAP which is not even in the federal government yet.

Louis: What columnist Mariam Mokhtar wrote about Hindraf is absolutely true. It would rather pick faults on the opposition rather than Umno. They are so forgiving of Umno's past, but gravely annoyed at Pakatan's mistakes. Now Ganesan wants to debate with DAP veteran Lim Kit Siang. That's a real joke. Ganesan, the right person for Hindraf to debate is with PM Najib Razak, who claims that Indians were never marginalised. In fact, Pakatan has been very patient with Hindraf; personally, I would have told them to get lost.

Progressive: Ganesan, what is wrong with DAP adopting elements from your blueprint? Isn't that what you want for the poor Indians? What plagiarism? Was the blueprint your PhD thesis? So you are now attacking Pakatan Rakyat and trying to go to bed with a corrupt regime that has sidelined the Indians. Ganesan, you can't run with the hare and hunt with the hounds. You have to take a stand and not try to play both sides. Understandably, you are bitter with Pakatan because they did not give you the eight parliamentary and 10 state seats you demanded.

Anonymous #31685940: Hindraf, please don't take Indians as stupid. Please tell me what is the difference between endorsing and adopting the blueprint. The end result is whether they will implement it. What is your purpose in coming out with the blueprint? If your sole purpose is for the Indians to benefit, then the more parties adopt the blueprint, the better it is for the Indians. Kudos to you for highlighting the plight of the Indians. But please don't let people doubt your sincerity by you calling for a debate on who came out with the idea first.

KitaAkanSiasat: Ganesan, Pakatan has tried to negotiate on your blueprint but during this negotiation, your sincerity reeked of a very different agenda by asking for an unthinkable number of seats from Pakatan. Why don't you guys just continue to be an NGO that takes care of the welfare of the Indian Malaysians without going into politics? If you are really sincere about change, sit with Pakatan, support its cause for change, then advise them on the welfare matters of the Indians.

Kgen: Hindraf displays its true colours. It has soft words for BN and only harsh words for the opposition. I expect Hindraf to endorse BN soon, a sell-out of the Indian poor for political opportunism. These Hindraf people will be made datuks and senators if BN wins. Ganesan's outburst has clearly shown that it's not about helping the Indian poor; it's about using them for personal advancement.

Fair&Just: DAP has graciously confirmed some of the points in the Hindraf blueprint now and said that if Pakatan gets into government, most of the points in the blueprint would materialise. If at that time there is no progress, only then should Hindraf go after DAP. Why attack DAP now? The culprit for all the suffering, discrimination, oppression, suppression, intimidation and bigotry is UMNO.

Bijan: BN is a caretaker government now, they can't sign anything including a contract or a blueprint, yet Hindraf still expects to meet the PM for a second round of discussions. Even if the PM promises anything now, it would be useless, just lip service. After 56 years, BN have not fulfilled their promises, do you think they will keep their promise now?

YF: Notice how Hindraf did not demand UMNO for a debate. Why the double standards? Even if DAP accepts Hindraf's points, they are wrong; if they don't accept, they are also wrong. So what does Hindraf want? And with the elections coming they now want a debate? Hindraf has surely sold out the Indians and now sides with Umno, the very devil that calls our Indian brothers pariah and have confined them to street sweeping for eternity. Is this what Hindraf is all about? That they are willing to sell their soul to the devil and forget the cause of the poor Indians and every other poor Malaysian who has suffered under the Umno regime?

Gongming: Is there such a thing as plagiarising a policy or manifesto? Can another person not think of the same or similar policies and solutions to people's problems? Does Hindraf think they are the only ones who can speak for the Indians? Do they think they own the Indians in this country? Tell me how many Indians are behind them - 90 percent, 70 percent... I would be surprised if that number is even 10 percent. Hindraf, don't speak on behalf of the Indians as if you own us.

Melayu Tulen: Ganesan, sorry to say that Hindraf's leaders are now becoming opportunists. The basic fundamental point Hindraf was formed was to kick UMNO out. Now, you try to sleep with them, furthermore on the same bed. Malaysiakini

Fitnah Utusan Kantoi !! Pesara Kesal Gambar Disalahguna Akhbar Terima Kad Sara Hidup ATM

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 05:24 AM PDT

Jasin – "Saya malu kerana saya masih sihat dan mempunyai pencen tetapi ditanya kenapa saya boleh menerima kad itu,".

Itulah luahan seorang pesara tentera yang terkilan dan kesal berhubung penyiaran gambarnya oleh sebuah akhbar arus perdana sebagai penerima Kad Sara Hidup Angkatan Tentera Malaysia (ATM) sedangkan dia tidak pernah menerima kad terbabit.

Mohd Ali Baba, 53, berkata, siaran gambar itu bukan sahaja memalukan dirinya malah menjadi persoalan dalam kalangan rakan-rakan memandangkan jawatannya yang terakhir adalah sebagai sarjan mejar.

Menurutnya, ramai rakan seangkatannya menghubunginya dan mempersoalkan kehidupan dia sekarang kerana syarat penerima Kad Sara Hidup ATM adalah pesara tentera yang miskin dan kurang bernasib baik ataupun yang terdiri daripada Orang Kurang Upaya (OKU).

"Ada yang marah saya menafikan menerima kad itu kerana gambar sudah disiarkan seluruh Malaysia sedangkan hal sebenarnya (gambar) adalah ketika saya menerima kad pesara tentera daripada bekas Menteri Pertahanan, Datuk Seri Zahid Hamidi pada 2011.

"Tapi pada tahun ini, gambar itu diguna pakai semula sebagai penerima kad yang memang saya sendiri tak pernah terima dan miliki,"
katanya kepada Sinar Harian, dekat sini semalam.

Mohd Ali berkata, tujuan dia memanjangkan hal itu kepada akhbar berkenaan adalah supaya kisahnya menjadi iktibar kepada media lain sekali gus menjawab pertanyaan orang lain yang membuat spekulasi terhadap dirinya selepas menerima kad berkenaan.

"Saya malu dengan apa yang terjadi kerana ia sekali gus menjatuhkan maruah saya dan keluarga kerana benda yang tidak ada tetapi diada-adakan.

"Saya masih berkira-kira mahu memanjangkan perkara itu ke pihak peguam ataupun mahu pihak berkenaan memohon maaf kerana menyalah gunakan gambarnya bagi artikel yang tidak berkaitan dengan dirinya," katanya yang tinggal di Perumahan Felcra Lembah Kesang.

Zahid Hamidi migh get buried, instead, in Bagan Datuk - The New Prime Minister will be from Perak

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 03:23 AM PDT

Perak Umno chairperson Mohd Zahid Hamidi has vowed to make sure that opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim will not win any seat he contests in the state. "We will make sure that he loses," he promised when met by reporters after attending the BN supreme council meeting at the Putra World Trade Centre today. Zahid vows to 'bury' Anwar in Perak. What a boast, humble pie is around! 

He is actually running scared, not only him, the rest of of the UMNO too are, from the biggest fry, the PM to the smallest. How wonderful for the Perakians to have a Prime Minister from Perak!! Revenge for all Perakians is a dish best served cold, for using mercenary minded frogs, for the Coup Detat conducted by UMNO, to take over power illegally.  Yes, he is looking at a strong likelihood that he might get buried!! He was in in the plot, all Perakians know that.  

How darned proud the Perakians  will be when an MP from the state of Perak becomes the Prime Minister of Malaysia!! UMNO MP'S  from Perak cannot even have the wildest  of wet  dreams, of  becoming the Prime Minister of Malaysia. There have  been PM's only from Kedah, Johore and Pahang. UMNO is quaking in it's boots, because of this. There is a very strong possibility Zahid Hamidi will lead the opposition in Perak after GE-13, that is the reason for all that  bravado  

I remember that day the UMNO government was sworn in at  Kuala Kangsar After the ceremonies, Zahid and his entourage were making their way back towards Ipoh at around 1800hrs+, escorted by a police helicopter and police body guards in numerous cars. There was an accident involving a trailer just after the Jelapang tunnel, which resulted in a massive traffice jam. The police escort started forcing everyone to the side, even waving their sub machine guns at the public very arrogantly.  I gestured to the police "where else do you want us to go', angrily as we had run out of space and road. Some of the cars nearly grazed one another as the road was making it's way down a steep incline to the Jelapang toll plaza. The curb was not wide, the cars tyres were virtually in the dirt and yet the police were still forcing everyone to move further aside to the edge of the drain.

Just then as I pulled aside onto the curb, Zahid passed me, I actually saw a  smirk on his face. That was a day of mourning for Perak and the voters who elected a legitimate government only to be robbed by UMNO. Well, we can wipe the smirk off Zahid Hamidi's face, come this election and place him in the opposition. Let us Perakians, rise to the occasion, to put an end to Zahid's political arrogance, Perak appropriately should be his Waterloo 

If the readers out there remember how he insulted the Non-Malays, who also make up his constituency, by calling them unpatriotic.  Scroll down below to see how he did in Bagan Datuk in 2008. Just to refresh.

............a "hole in the rectum"....and I am being extremely polite, for his statement that "non-Malays shun a military career because they lacked patriotism". His sense of history and the contributions of the Chinese, Indians and our brothers from East Malaysia towards the sovereignty of Malaysia is being actively abrogated by him. That is a racist and bigoted view, pure and simple. Go here to look at the winners of valour awards, not including those who had laid down their lives, are maimed, not forgetting the Non Malay Police Officers. Use the drop down menu in the archives on the top right column.

Guess when the Chinese and Indians were bleeding and dying for this nation, he might just have been a "dirty glint in his father's eyes" or just "swimming in his father's cojones". I will not allow my emotions get to me by being vulgar talking about our Defence Minister who cannot construct a decent sentence in English, I will not dwell on that.

I am not insulting this dull fellow, just so that this dimwitted, crass and shallow minded individual needs some input, who was the first Malaysian to be awarded the "Pingat Gagah Berani"? He was a Chinese! Sergeant Chong Yong Chin PGB of the First Federation Regiment, dey Zahid I guess you did not know that. Insults have to be politely reciprocated with civility, I am doing just that.

Did you not know who was the first recipient of the "Pingat Gagah Berani" in the Congo? Hey you dingaling , that person too was a Chinese, Lt Lee Ah Pow PGB , read about how shoddily he was treated too! There was another young Chinese Officer, Lt David Fu Chee Meng, who too was awarded the PGB at the Battle of Tanah Hitam.

So those guys were not patriotic enough for you? Here is my favourite, someone I know personally, Sergeant Choo Woh Soon PGB, my wife's uncle. The short guy in the centre is Sergeant Choo Woh Soon PGB. This guy, patriotic enough for you? How about this Indian Officer and Chinese soldier dying together to save your sorry butt from the Commies? ,Captain Shanmuganathan PGB and 207770 Ranger Mat Isa bin Hassan PGB, do not be deceived by the name Mat Isa, he was a Chinese.

How about this Indian Officer who laid down his life at the "ripe old age of 24"? Captain Mohana Chandran al Velayuthan (200402) Seri Pahlawan Gagah Perkasa . Not patriotic enough for you? How about this where a sorry excuse, for an officer, caused the death of 13 Italian airmen in the Congo, Malaysia's name had to be salvaged in this incident by 2Lt N.H. Siebel PGB and Captain Maurice Lam PGB, notice their names, they were Non Malays. How about the time in Bosnia where soldiers desecrated a Catholic Cross, again the situation was salvaged by the Non Malays. For posterity I have another link here. I will not even talk about the vandalising of the Hoba Meteorite in Namibia. Okay continuing some more, here is another Indian who got the PGB, 2Lt Panir Chellvum al Velaithan PGB. Still not patriotic enough for you?

Here is another Indian, who after serving a total of 29 years in both the Police Force and the Army is denied his pension. The reason being he did not attend the weapons course and tactics course. What weapons and tactics course, when he and his men wiped out the remnants of the enemy in Selangor, what would his unshaved instructors teach him? Read about him, Captain Courageous aka Mukhtiar Singh s/o Sodagar Singh. In any other Army in the world today, they would have cited him for courage and piled honours on him without any questions asked, unfortunately he is an Indian in Malaysia, get that Zahid?

Here is a picture of an all Chinese group of Kinta Valley Homeguards who fought the Malayan Communist Party. More pictures here

The problem with people like Zahid Hamidi is he does not know about people like these Chinese and Indians who were willing to die for Malaysia unconditionally, they only wanted to be treated fairly. The current situation is like "some people are more equal than others". People like him are WIND BAGS, full of foul air and all empty talk. If you notice the minorities were significant in numbers in the forces when Malaysia was in danger, from the Japanese occupation of Malaya, the Emergency, Confrontation and the subsequent Emergency until the cessation of hostilities by the MCP.

Remember the Communist Party of Malaya, did not surrender. It was a treaty for the cessation of hostilities. Freeing our Great Leader to push his agenda of Ketuanan Melayu, subsequently his achievements were these , he could not do it when the MCP was on the warpath as it would increase their numbers. Zahid being an ardent fan of this old goat, is still playing to the gallery.

Soldiers who have served, the Non Malays know what it is to be discriminated against, because of their race and religion. Even the Bumiputras of Sabah and Sarawak are discriminated against, as most of them are Christians. While at this, being an ex- soldier and all, I have seen many East Malaysian Officers serving in combat units, why did not any one of them make it to General? Not good enough? Look at how brave, loyal and patriotic they are. Go to the archives. After seeing the results of the Sibu "buy elections", where the BN lost, I guess they saw the writing on the wall and recently promoted an Iban Officer to become the first Iban who made it to General, Stephen Mundaw, in September this year. Anyway that is peanuts, East Malaysians should demand and expect at least a 4 star General from amongst the Ibans, whose bodies have been littered across the battle fields in Malaysia. Their courage and ferocity in battle is unmatched.

After having served many years and plodding along, being bypassed by juniors and incompetents. There so many grievances, not enough space to write at one go, is it not heart wrenching? Even your children, who are brilliant are discriminated by virtue of race and religion, you expect patriotism to burn brightly in the hearts of the Non Malays? Treat everyone equally on a level playing field, you will not need to ask for the Non Malays to defend this country, the numbers would be so huge that you would have to send most of them back.

In the military the Non Malay is ridden like a horse, for the greater benefit of the majority. No rewards, when it comes to promotions and benefits, they forget you. You know that old race horse, it runs until it drops dead or put out to pasture. Most Non Malays make it to the rank of Major, I am sure you have heard this before, about the "infamous glass ceiling". That is the rank you have to be happy with. You are not promoted on merit, I know of guys who can barely speak English, but become Generals. During my time all the courses were in English. Ask the ex and serving Non Malays, not forgetting the subtle hints to convert. They do not even respect your faith by suggesting that, they look down on you. Relgious and racial discrimination go hand in hand together. I have also had the privilege of seeing a General's knees tremble, when he stepped out of my Infantry Fighting Vehicle, as I helped him down, this was after an exchange of fire. I was the escort commander and he was riding in my IFV in Somalia.

A hundred Non Malays would without hesitation and asking questions, charge a hill of 10,000 enemy, if you treated them and their offspring, as Malaysians and not as Dhimmis and second class citizens to defend their country, Malaysia.

I could continue shellacking Ahmad Zaid until the cows come home, it is us who are to be blamed. He is the MP for Bagan Datuk, those of us who continue supporting MCA and the MIC, are actually getting him elected year in, year out. Your votes have made him arrogant. If you notice his majority is actually shrinking. So the strongest message for that dimwit, would be to boot this racist UMNO supremacist out of Parliament in the next general elections. Never forget. Of course all of you out there can post your comments, feel free to use this post.

“ထြက္ေပါက္မရွာ ေဖာက္ထြက္ပါေလာ့” တိုက္ပြဲေခၚသံခ်ပ္မ်ား

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 02:19 AM PDT

"ထြက္ေပါက္မရွာ ေဖာက္ထြက္ပါေလာ့" တိုက္ပြဲေခၚသံခ်ပ္မ်ား (ေဒါင္းယူလိုသူမ်ားအတြက္)


၂၀၁၃ ခုႏွစ္အတြက္ အေနာက္ဘက္ေဒသ ဒီမိုကေရစီအင္အားစုေတြရဲ႕ "ထြက္ေပါက္မရွာ ေဖာက္ထြက္ပါေလာ့" တိုက္ပြဲေခၚသံ သံခ်ပ္ေတြကို ဒီေနရာကေန ေဒါင္းယူလို႔ ရပါၿပီ။ သံခ်ပ္စာသားေတြထဲမွာ မွားတာပါခဲ့ရင္လည္း ခြင့္လႊတ္ဖို႔နဲ႔ သေဘာက် ႏွစ္ၿခိဳက္တယ္ဆုိရင္ျဖင့္ ထပ္ဆင့္ မွ်ေ၀ေပးၾကပါလို႔…။


ႏႈတ္ခြန္းဆက္ စကားေျပာ – ကိုဇင္ႏုိင္၊ သံခ်ပ္အတုိင္ – ကိုေအးမင္း


သီခ်င္းဆို – မုတ္သုန္ (ေယာရပ္ရြာ)၊ သံခ်ပ္အတုိင္ – ကိုရင္သာဓု


သီခ်င္းဆုိ – ထြန္းေတာက္ေန၊ စိုင္းစိုင္းသန္းေရႊ (ကေနဒါ)၊ သံခ်ပ္အတုိင္ – ဇာနည္ (ပခုကၠဴ)


သီခ်င္းဆုိ – မသဲသဲ၊ ေက်ာက္မဲေက်ာ္ႀကီး၊ သံခ်ပ္အတုိင္ – ထြန္းေတာက္ေန


သီခ်င္းဆုိ – ကိုၿဖိဳး၊ ကိုဖိုးေဇာ္ + ေခ်ာင္ေခ်ာင္း၊ သံခ်ပ္အတုိင္ – ကိုသန္းေ႒းေအာင္


ကဗ်ာရြတ္ – ကိုသာဓု၊ သီခ်င္းဆို – ကိုမြန္းေအာင္၊ သံခ်ပ္အတုိင္ – ကိုဖိုးေဇာ္


သီခ်င္းဆို – ေခ်ာင္ေခ်ာင္း၊ သံခ်ပ္အတုိင္ – ကိုေဇာ္ႀကီး


သီခ်င္းဆုိ – ကိုမြန္းေအာင္၊ သံခ်ပ္အတုိင္ – ကိုေအးမင္း


အတိုင္ – မုတ္သုန္ (ေယာရပ္ရြာ)


Posted: 05 Apr 2013 01:49 AM PDT


























































Jamu yang Melampau Hikmatnya !

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 12:38 AM PDT



hello2 uolssss...

akak sekarang ni amatlah gajah..x tau kenapa makin gajah..selera makan x putus lah..sluar makin banyak yang harus di humban dalam longkang sebab x muat...


amacam gampang x bunyinya... dulu laki ko asyik kuar rumah je sebab ko dah longgar cam getah spenda lama ker?.. bangang sangat...

so akak klik lah link tu... tu dia  JAMU SUSUK DARA...

dulu ada pembaca blok akak si "Coklet Cinte" suruh akak tulis pasal akak rasa macam merepek jer.. ten bila akak baca .. terkezut akak..

so kita cerita skit... ni jenis2 produk dia

1.JAMU SUSUK "PENGANTIN DARA" rahsia sejak tahun 1850 RM65
2.JAMU "AKU DARA " RM48 (40biji)
3.SUSUK " kekal dara" RM36 (6biji)

yang penting..nak termeninggal akak tengok cara penggunaannya.. nak dara semula sangat lah katakan.. ko mampu sejak tahun 1850 ko.. mak syak bini panglima zaman dulu pun pakai jamu ni

Cara penggunaan :

1. Masukkan 2 kapsul kedalam faraj yg ternganga dan longgar.

Langkah satu: dalam keadaan mencangkung 
Langkah dua: dengan menggunakan jari 1 kapsul ditolak menggunakan jari sambil menarik nafas. ke bahagian kanan rahim. Dan 1 kapsul kebahagian kiri rahim. Pastikan sampai betol – betol ke penghujung yang paling dalam rahim.

amacam ada berani ? kalau dah buat cam ni dah dara balik akak x tau lah...
dan paling meninggal sekali akak baca kesan2 dia...

Kesan -kesan :
1. Rahim akan terus mengecut.
2. Laluan rahim menjadi rapat dan berpasir seperti dara semula
3. Bibir faraj akan terus menjadi rapat.
4. Bila pertama kali selepas penggunaan. Isteri akan merasa sakit akibat sempit dan terlalu rapat dan nikmat seperti pertama kali bersetubuh.

Kesan dialami suami dan diakui :
1- mengalami pengalaman bersetubuh seperti dara 100%
2- mengalami seperti kepala zakar disedut dan dikemut.
3- keadaan dinding laluan rahim keseluruhannya berpasir menambahkan nikmat kegelian maksima seperti pertama kali bersama.
4- pencapaian klimaks maksima rasa sempit menyeluruh dari kepala hingga ke pangkal zakar.

ko baca tu lepas makan faraj ko bertukar menjadi kertas pasir yer..parah ni

sorry akak bukan nak bercerita pasal lucah..tapi ini kebenaran yang akak baca...kalau ada ubat cam ni kenapa banyak jantan tua masih nak kawin anak dara muda yer... apa kata beli je utk bini ko yang herot tu..pasti macam anak dara..

macam2 produk kita tengok kat pasaran..kalau cam ni lah kesan dia..akak nak email kat pengasas dia..cuba pi jual kat artis holywood sana... akak syak diorang mesti beli ber kontena2 sebab diorang ni bukan lagi tahap getah spenda lama..tapi dah tahap menguap x tutup mulut...

sapa yang teringin nak beli sila beli... kalau menjadi ubat ni..tolong lah  share2 lah dengan ahli getah spenda lama yang lain...

sekian terima kasih...

hi all..<br><br>Thanks to Hafizah Osman kerana memaki akak laju2 x

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 12:05 AM PDT

hi all..

Thanks to  Hafizah Osman kerana memaki akak laju2 x update blog.. sakit benor hati ni..rasa nak aku sagat2kan je muka ko kat tebing longkang sana...

ok lah ni kisah minggu lepas..sapa dah tau kira ni cerita lebih detail lah yer. sebab akak ada letak kat FB akak ari tu..dan mendapat komen yang agak gampanglicious sangat dari follower akak yang terchenta itew (WALAUPUN)...

citernya gini... kakak akak ajak p buat pasport kat shah alam..kompleks PKNS...sabtu bukak ko..tapi kena datang subuh2 sepie ko..lepas subuh dengan telekong2 aku rempitkan ke imegresn sana... sampai dalam kul 6.45 cam tu..gila ko dah ada yang beratur kat luar imegresen tu..

aku syak akak ngan laki dia yang beratur betul2 depan cermin pintu tu datang sebelum subuh..entah-entah siap sembahyang depan pintu imegresen gamaknya.

so akak sampai kakak akak trus meluru sebelah makcik tua yang tetiba sound kakak akak " beratur blakang..nampak ada budak lelaki blakang tu ngah duduk..dia datang dulu"..kelas ko makcik.. mak syak budak laki blakang tu anak ikan makcik tu..

so kitorang pun ok je lah.. lebih kurang 5 minit lepas tu kedai gambar pun bukak..akak jadi orang 1st amik gambar..sebab xde gambar kan..hasilnya wajah akak cam penjenayah..sebab awal pagi kan..bare face without any makeup...

so lepas amik gambar..10 min lepas tu semua duk beratur depan pintu tu berpusu2...

then drama pun bermula...

kehinggan pagi itu telah tercemar..akak yang sedang mengaji ketika menunggu gilar itew telah terhenti..

kehinggan pagi itu telah tercemar..akak yang sedang mengaji ketika menunggu gilar itew telah terhenti..

ada sorang betina feeling ni bertudung.. trus pose depan potong barisan..then.. ingan x akak yang datang paling awal tu un memulakan kata2 manis menghiris kalbu ujung2..

akak awal : cik tolong beratur blakang yer..ramai lagi yang datang awal..

 dengan pose berdiri tanpa berganjak dia memulakan kata2 menyakit kan hati

betina feeling : its ok.. i know ( sambil jeling ) son is over there.. u dont bother ( sambil feeling-feeling2 anjeng)

akak awal : yer lah kalau macam tu beratur lah blakang.. x kan nak potong barisan pulak ..( sambil makcik tua yang sound akak akak tadi join venture mengiakan kata2 akak awal tadi)

betina feeling : its not your business.. u think you own this place ?

akak awal : yes its not mine but please.. please mind your language ok.. muka je cantek tp xde adab

betina feeling : ko ingat ko cantek..

akak awal : FUCK YOU

akak feeling : FUCK YOU TOO

akak terkesima..akak sebagai pemakai tudung labuh malu dengan sikap dua wanita tadi

akak n kakak akak terkesima uollsss... x sempat nak snap.. akak pun x tau sapa yang salah... akak nak join carutkan tapi akak takut imej suci akak terjejas kan...akak tengok je...

buat malu je.. dah lah ramai..betina feeling tu dah ada anak besar cam 19 tahun cam tu...mesti anak dia bangga ngan mak dia kan..



THE ULTIMATE INSULT ON ISLAMIC FAITH by Buddhist monks led by U Wira Thu

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 12:41 AM PDT

Four Muslims who allegedly KILL a monk were arrested. We hereby demand to give them a fair and open TRIAL. If they could prove SELF DEFENSE, release them.

HOW about Wira Thu standing in front of the burning Madrasa, asking the teenage Muslim children to pray and bow down in front of a monk. Forty three of those who refused were beheaded and burnt to death. In Islam like some Christian sects, we are not allowed to bend down on anyone except Allah.

Arrest Wira Thu or the responsible MONK because THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT ON ISLAMIC FAITH.

If the Monk could not be trace, ARREST the POLICE CHIEFS of Meikhtila Township and Meikhtila District and Mandalay Division Police Chief for FAILURE to prevent the killings which happened in front of their subordinates. This is COMMAND Responsibility and Ommission of Duty. Charge them in court if U Thein Sein is a fair minded leader. If not U Thein Sein should be held responsible for all the killings.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT ON ISLAMIC FAITH. We must made the world know and if self proclaimed Myanmar Bin Ladin Wira Thu is protected by Myanmar Government, there is a PRECEDENT to follow. Please remember how USA and willing partners demanded and punished Afghanistan because they refused to hand over Bin Ladin.

I am sorry to read this news. This could be avoided IF the Myanmar government control the Hate Speeches, stop any violence committed by anyone and punish the culprits irrespective of race and religion. Even now they have arrested the two owners of Gold Shop. Yes, it is according to law but need to give them a fair trial and punish accordingly. BUT Myanmar Government must arrest those looters and destroyers of their shop. Give enough compensation to them as the Police fail to protect their property.

Dalang Pencerobohan Lahad Datu Dapat Layanan VVIP Di Parlimen

Posted: 05 Apr 2013 02:06 AM PDT

Lihat dengan mata kepala sendiri betapa dalang pencerobohan Lahad Datu, Presiden Pertubuhan Kebajikan Al-Ehsan Islamiyah, Datuk Seri Muhammad Ridhwan Sulaiman, yang kini ditahan di bawah Akta Kesalahan Keselamatan (Langkah-Langkah Khas) 2012 (SOSMA), dilayan macam VVIP oleh Menteri jaga Parlimen Nazri Aziz, di bangunan Parlimen sendiri.

Rakyat maukan penjelasan mengapa beliau diberikan sebegitu hebat sekali mengalahkan tetamu agung luar negara.

Jadi jelaslah pada rakyat bahawa dalang Pencerobohan Lahad Datu ini cukup rapat dengan beberapa pemimpin UMNO/BN malahan beliau bolehlah dianggap sebagai penyokong cukup tegar lagi totok UMNO/BN. -omakkau

Buddhist, Muslims from Myanmar clash in Indonesia

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 11:56 PM PDT

I am sorry to read this news. This could be avoided IF the Myanmar government control the Hate Speeches, stop any violence committed by anyone and punish the culprits irrespective of race and religion. Even now they have arrested the two owners of Gold Shop. Yes give them fair trial and punish BUT arrest those looters and destroyers of their shop. Give enough compensation to them as the Police fail to protect their property.

And 4 Muslims who allegedly KILL a monk were arrested. Give fair TRIAL. If they could prove SELF DEFENCE, release them. HOW about Wira Thu standing infront of the Madrasa, asking the teenage Muslim children to pray and bow down. Forty three of those who refused were beheaded and burnt to death. Arrest Wira Thu or the responsible MONK. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT ON ISLAMIC FAITH.

If the Monk could not be trace, ARREST the POLICE CHIEFS of Meikhtila Township and District and Mandalay Division Police Chief for FAILURE to prevent the killings in front of their subordinated. This is COMMAND Responsibility. Charge them in court if U Thein is a fair minded leader. If not U Thein Sein should be held responsible for all the killings.

MEDAN, North Sumatra (AP)Buddhist and Muslim asylum seekers from Myanmar brawled with rocks and knives on Friday at an….READ ALL HERE @ Buddhist, Muslims from Myanmar clash in Indonesia

Kajian UM : 80% Rakyat Pantai Barat Tidak Percaya Fitnah Terhadap Anwar

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 11:15 PM PDT

Kajian yang dilakukan oleh Pusat Kajian Demokrasi dan Pilihan Raya Universiti Malaya (UMCEDEL) mendapati 80 peratus rakyat di negeri pantai barat tidak mempercayai kes-kes fitnah terhadap Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

Timbalan Pengarah UMCEDEL, Amer Saifude Ghazali berkata, negeri tersebut ialah Selangor, Perak, Negeri Sembilan dan Melaka.

Jelas Amer, responden yang ditanya berkenaan fitnah terhadap Anwar, kebanyakan yang percaya hanya 20 peratus.

"80 peratus lagi tidak percaya langsung, mereka (responden) anggap ini sebagai satu perkara yang sengaja di ada-adakan," katanya.

Beliau berkata demikian ketika menjawab soalan peserta mengenai reputasi Anwar Ibrahim ketika satu Seminar PRU-13 'Memperkasakan Demokrasi' anjuran Pusat Pengajian Sejarah dan Strategi Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia (UKM) di Bilik Senat, Dewan Canselor, UKM hari ini.

Dalam isu sama, Amer berkata, dakwaan yang mengatakan Anwar yang juga Ketua Pembangkang itu tidak berkaliber, tidak berpengaruh dan zamannya berakhir adalah sangat menghairankan.

"Saya hairan orang kata beliau tidak ada pengaruh, zaman beliau sudah berakhir, tidak berkaliber dan sebagainya, tapi mengapa serangan yang dilakukan kepada Anwar hampir setiap hari, dari satu kes ke satu kes.

"Tapi beliau (Anwar) tetap dapat memimpin, perkara ini yang perlu diberi perhatian disebalik serangan oleh pelbagai pihak kepada beliau," katanya lagi. -selangorku

Pangguni Uthiram festival, Bukit Mertajam

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 07:44 PM PDT

This set of pictures of the Pangguni Uthiram festival in Bukit Mertajam was recorded on 26 March 2013 which was 10 days ago. I just had the time to review them and pick the best for display in this blog.

Methinks, this festival in Bukit Mertajam rivals the main Thaipusam festival on the island in terms of popularity among the Indians. There is also a chariot procession during the day followed by a fire-walking ceremony at the 120-year-old Sri Mangalanayagi Amman Devasthanam Temple in Kulim Road but I was not able to find the time to witness them.

The small Sri Rutra Kaliamman Temple in Jalan Sepakat, hardly a 10 minutes' walk from my house, was one of the starting points for the procession to the Sri Mangalanayagi Amman Devasthanam Temple. 

Inside the compound of the Sri Rutra, various groups of devotees were in various stages of getting themselves ready to wind their way to the main temple. It would be a 2½-kilometre walk, normally taking perhaps about 30 minutes, but with all the pitstops at the temporary temple sheds along the way where the devotees would be required to dance before their deities amidst loud blaring music, the journey could take even as long as two hours to complete.

Although I've witnessed the ceremonies at the Sri Rutra temple once or twice before, every Pangguni Uthiram festival brings a fresh experience to me. There are always new things to behold. And some old things too, if I may add. 

But really, I don't have to go out to Penang and get myself caught up in the massive traffic jams along Western Road just to see the same, similar sort of celebrations at Thaipusam. Here then are some of the more interesting human nature pictures I recorded in Bukit Mertajam 10 days ago.


Did I mention that I also came across some old familiar sights? Well, here is one. A cart being pulled by a Chinese devotee. I've noticed him before. He joins in the festival every year, face all decorated with little hooks and chains and with big ropes attached to the big hooks on his back, and he will pull this cart all the way till journey's end. 


Malaysia deserves better!

Posted: 03 Apr 2013 07:55 PM PDT

Open Letter By DAP Secretary-General Lim Guan Eng To All Malaysian Voters Following The Dissolution Of Parliament To Make Way For The 13th General Elections:

To All Malaysians Who Believe That Malaysia Deserves Better

As we count down towards this ground-breaking 13th General Election, you can play a significant role in changing the course of our country's history. By simply daring to change, you bring a brighter future for a Malaysia free from fear, free from ignorance and free from corruption.

Malaysia Deserves Better!

This historic general election will be about the economy and which party has the correct policies, ideas, ideals and principles to make our livelihood better.

Malaysia is caught in a middle-income trap. Many find it hard to believe that in 1966 Malaysia's GDP per capita of USD350 was ahead of South Korea's USD130. Almost fifty years later, Malaysia has improved to USD9,977 whilst South Korea jumped ahead of Malaysia to USD22,424.

Since March 2008, a two-party system gives us both a choice but also make our choices count. Countries that were once less developed than us like South Korea and Taiwan have transformed into high-income economies while we remain stuck in the middle-income trap.

In 1963, Malaysians were richer than the Koreans and Taiwanese, with a per capita income of 13.6% relative to US income, whereas Korea and Taiwan per capita incomes were both lower at 10.7% and 12.6% respectively. Fifty years later today, Malaysia is way behind being only half as rich as Korea and Taiwan.

There are three critical success factors namely a functioning democracy, fighting corruption and building human talents. Bad governments that fail to deliver are replaced through democratic elections by good governments resulting in progressive reforms and improvements. Corrupt leaders are replaced by those with integrity. And the country's prosperity is underpinned by building and retraining human talent.

The greatest gift that a good government can bestow to our future generation is not cash handouts but knowledge, education, a just system with integrity and equal opportunity. Only then can we live with dignity and our young live better than us.

Malaysia Deserves Better.

In contrast to these two countries, Malaysia is No.1 in the world in terms of illegal capital flight per capita, with a loss of RM32,000 for every Malaysian, which is more than even China with a loss of RM6,400 per capita during the same period of time. No wonder then, that our national debt has doubled from RM267 billion in 2007 to over RM502 billion today, five years later.

To top it off, Malaysia has been running a budget deficit for 15 years in a row. The last time Malaysia recorded a surplus was when Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim was Deputy Prime Minister. It is imperative that he be elected as Prime Minister to put Malaysia back in the black.

By learning from South Korea's three critical success factors, we can arrest Malaysia's graceful decline. Pakatan Rakyat has proven that we can run a clean, accountable and transparent state governments. We have overturned deficits into surpluses, reduced our state debts, increased our assets and reserves, and managed to save billions of public funds through open competitive tenders. More importantly, we have channelled our savings to the people through our people-centric social programmes. With your help and support, we can do the same for Malaysia.

Malaysia Deserves Better!

I also wish to assure you that policies which will benefit the people will not bankrupt our country – only corruption will. Our promises in our Pakatan Rakyat Manifesto amounting to RM46 billion can easily be funded by an "anti-corruption dividend" of 25% from the RM206 billion worth of annual government procurements and projects. Twenty-five percent amounts to RM51 billion in savings that we can potentially reap, which is more than enough to pay for our promises.

Let us move forward to an international and intelligent state – one that educates and nurtures talent; one that promotes and rewards diligence, expertise and entrepreneurship; one that is liveable by being clean, green, safe and healthy; and one that practices integrity, justice and people-centric governance.

Malaysia Deserves Better.

The only progress is change. Only when you have the courage to change, then can you live with dignity. The time has come for us to connect with each other as Malaysian brothers and sisters.

Where your problems be it Malay, Chinese Indian, Kadazan or Iban are our problems. Where your leaders, are our leaders. And where your children, are also our children. And where your hopes are our aspirations.

We do not want to fear the government but the government to fear us. Join us in giving hope to you and the young.

Let us connect with each other so that we can face the challenges of the future together. In preparing for the future, let us not let BN steal our children's future as they have stolen ours for the last 56 years. Ini kali lah!

Malaysia Deserves Better.

Lim Guan Eng
DAP Secretary-General

Eric and his Cell Phone

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 08:21 PM PDT

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric - I'm on the train."

"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting."

"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss."

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

He doesn't use his phone in public any longer.

*Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke and the previous one on The Biology Exam.

Program-program 7-13 April 2013

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 08:17 PM PDT

Program Perasmian Jentera Pakatan Rakyat BGDM Pantai Permai
Tarikh: 7hb April 2013 (Ahad)
Jam: 9 malam
Lokasi: BGDM Pantai Permai.
Tetamu: Pn Nurul Izzah Anwar (Calon P121), YDP PAS, Ceramah Jemputan

Program Klinik Kesihatan
Tarikh: 7hb April 2013 (Ahad)
Jam: 9 pagi

Program Pertandingan Karum Komuniti PPR Cempaka
Jam: 5 petang
Penyampaian hadiah dari Pn Nurul Izzah (Calon P121)

Program Perasmian Jentera Pakatan Rakyat BGDM Pantai Ria
Tarikh: 10hb April 2013 (Rabu)
Jam: 9 malam
Lokasi: BGDM Pantai Ria Blok D
Tetamu: Pn Nurul Izzah Anwar (Calon P121), YDP PAS, Ceramah Jemputan

Ceramah Kelompok Zon A
Tarikh: 13hb April 2013
Jam: 8 malam-11 malam
Lokasi: Jalan Maarof,Bangsar
Tetamu: Datuk Ambiga Sreenevasan, Tn Sivarasa Rasiah (Calon Subang), Pn Nurul Izzah (Calon P121)

Sebarang perubahan akan dimaklumkan.

[VIDEO] Guan Eng: Saya Pilih Jumaat Penghulu Segala Hari

Posted: 04 Apr 2013 08:23 PM PDT

Petaling Jaya: "Saya pilih esok untuk membubarkan DUN Pulau Pinang kerana esok hari Jumaat, penghulu segala hari."

Itulah alasan yang digunakan oleh Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang, Lim Guan Eng ketika memilih hari ini Jumaat untuk membubarkan DUN Pulau Pinang.

Beliau berkata demikian dalam sidang media khas ketua-ketua kerajaan Pakatan Rakyat di Ibu Pejabat PKR semalam.

Semua menteri besar dan ketua menteri Pakatan Rakyat iaitu Tuan Guru Datuk Nik Aziz (MB Kelantan) dan Datuk Seri Azizan Razak (MB Kedah) menyertai sidang media itu kecuali Menteri Besar Selangor, Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim yang sedang menyertai majlis membubarkan DUN Selangor di Istana Alam Shah, Klang.

Pagi semalam Lim Guan Eng menghadap TYT Pulau Pinang bagi memohon pembubaran DUN Pulau Pinang.

Beliau mencadangkan agar ini dipilih sebagai hari pembubaran dan diterima oleh TYT Pulau Pinang itu.

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